Everywhere I walk these days there are these fabulous new stores selling telephones. The new ones, where I don’t have to carry wires around with me, or an antenna or anything — just the phone! There are these really cool companies — AT&T, Verizon, Sprint. Everything about them seems really cool and NOW. I just love the energy these stores have brought to the city with their great storefronts and amazing graphics. All those colors!
Near my house there used to be an old deli that was really dingy. It was owned by an old husband and wife who had been there for, like, ever. They sold comic books and gross sandwiches and ice pops and all this disgusting stuff that wasn’t gourmet or chic at all. It was just depessing in this nice new neighborhood with all these cool new stores (hello, marc jacobs – dreamy!) to have this gross old couple selling their stupid newspapers. But now AT&T has moved into the space and it looks great. I got my new phone there last week — it’s rad aplenty. Here’s a photo.
Jealous much? How cool is New York these days?
February 12, 2010 at 4:18 am |
Please write a post about how awesome it is that the Greene Street post office got turned into MECCA, I mean, a MAC Store, hello! Fuck the post office anyway, no one wants to see yr shitty intern carrying packages in there. Even better, they moved the post office into a crappy hallway behind the MAC Store that is like the size of a postage stamp, get it, the post office is the size of a postage stamp!?!ha
ha ha. But no seriously they made the whole neighborhood of fucking old people losers who still send stuff to their family on Christmas and shit (haven’t you dumbasses heard of AMAZON?) fit into this tiny hallway of a post office while me and my homies were chilling bigtime in the cavernous MAC store AND THEN they
(the awesome powers that be in NEW New York) shut the ugly post office completely down. YES! hopefully that will mean the cool Adidas store can get even bigger HOLLA!!!